We cap off these three days of vegan hell with Marlinton, West Virginia's Roadkill Cookoff. The web site promises visitors will experience "the smell of apples." If they say so. Some past dishes include Deer on a Stick, Asleep at the Wheel Squeal and, our favorite, Thumper Meets Bumper. If you're ever in West Virginia and someone tells you to fire up the grill, don't reach for the charcoal briquettes.