Today is the day everyone dreads. Some people are even afraid to go out in public, and well they should be.
It's "Embrace Your Geekness" day, the day to brandish those multiple flash drives on your key ring or bite the heads off chickens. Our friends at Merriam-Webster offer this bland definition of a geek: "an enthusiast or expert especially in a technological field or activity." Release your inner geek today by performing the simpliest task using the maximum amount of electronic gadgets. Or if your computer blows up, don't call Tech Support. Grab a tool and take a whack at it yourself.
To read more about that chicken head biting thing, try the novel Geek Love in the Mudd.